Dad's Company

(to the tune of "Bad Company" by Bad Company)

A nepotist, a slacker I am called

I go to work, and just stare at the wall

Arrive at twelve, and then I’m gone by one

But no one speaks

‘Cause I’m the boss’ son

(That’s what he tells me)

It’s Dad’s company

I can’t deny it

Dad’s company

Till the day he dies

I got my car

And my expense account

Those escort gals

Make my expenses mount

Convention fun

Las Vegas and LA

Put the drinks on me

My daddy's gonna pay!

That’s what he tells me …

It’s Dad’s company

I can’t deny it

Dad’s company

Till the day he dies