I want Ghandi

(to the tune of Bow Wow Wow's cover of "I Want Candy")

Ghandi came to India
Wearing just an old loin cloth
Told the people to resist
Really pissed the British off

I want Ghandi, I want Ghandi

Gotta see him at the spinning wheel
He’s got skills like so unreal
Spun a sweater for my cat
Made my mom a bitchin’ hat

I want Ghandi, I want Ghandi

Ghandi went on a big long fast
Before too long he had no ass
What a guy, like he’s so great
He taught me how to lose some weight

I want Ghandi, I want Ghandi
I want Ghandi, I want Ghandi