Rockin' In Sea World

(to the tune of Neil Young's "Keep on Rockin' in the Free World")

There's a whale in the tank
And his name's Shamu
There's a lot of freaky things
That this whale can do
He can jump through hoops, bounce balls off his nose
He can swim in circles, he can tickle your toes
But he'd rather eat penguins, he feels kinda hosed

Keep on rockin' in Sea World
Keep on rockin' in Sea World
Keep on rockin' in Sea World
Keep on rockin' in Sea World

They got a souvenir shop and an ice cream stand
It's all overpriced, and you're forced to stand
The kids are whining 'cause they want to buy shit
You hate this trip and what's become of it
Three hundred bucks and they're screaming "it sucks"
It's another family weekend you cannot get back
Another step closer to your first heart attack

Keep on rockin' in Sea World
Keep on rockin' in Sea World
Keep on rockin' in Sea World
Keep on rockin' in Sea World

Blessed Insurance

(to the tune of "Blessed Assurance")

Blessed Insurance,
Whole life or term
What we would pay
Reflects what you'd earn
It's a big risk pool
You place your bets
If you drop dead
Your loved ones collect

This is my story, this is my song
Selling insurance, all the day long!
This is my story, this is my song
Selling insurance, all the day long!