Tuesday, May 2, 2000

Son of Sam

It always bugged me that David Berkowitz (aka "Son of Sam") blamed his killing spree on his neighbor's dog. I always imagine the dog taking the witness stand and talking like Scooby Doo ...

DA: Did you order Mr. Berkowitz to kill?

DOG: Roh! Re's rying!

DA: He says you ...

DOG: Re's rout rof ris rucking rind!

Monday, May 1, 2000

Yankee Doodle Psycho

(to the tune of "I'm a Yankee Doodle Dandy")

I’m a Yankee Doodle Psycho
I like making people die
A real life nephew of the Son of Sam
I kill on the Fourth of July!

I've got a Yankee Psycho sweetheart
She is just as sick as me
She sent me off to swinging London
Where I killed the Royal Family
I am that Yankee Psycho Boy!