Tuesday, January 17, 2017

Golden Showers

(To the tune of John Lennon and Paul McCartney’s “Golden Sunrise” and “Carry that Weight”)*

Trump’s on his way,
To take the White House.
Our FSB stooge
For eight fun years.

Pee, pretty darlings,
Do not cry ...
And I will film your pee-pee party.

Golden showers
Fill his eyes.
FSB will keep the files!

Pee, pretty darlings,
Do not cry ...
And I will film your pee-pee party.

Once the USA …
You bastards scared us.
Soon the USA …
Elects our clown.

Pee, pretty darlings,
Do not cry ...
And I will film your pee-pee party.

If Trump plays nice, we’re gonna bury that tape,
Bury that tape a long time.
Trump, we got it all on tape.
Your party went on a long time.

I love that scene with the pillow.
Trump owes Ritz-Carlton for the urination.
And in the middle of our next invasion
He’ll break down …

If Trump plays nice, we’re gonna bury that tape,
Bury that tape a long time.
Trump, we got it all on tape.
Your party went on a long time.

*Ideally, this would be accompanied by a John Kricfalusi-style animated music video. Boris and Natasha filming through a one-way mirror in the next room. Nubile Russian femmes in bed with Mr. Hairpiece. Filming begins. Natasha vomits, etc.