Sunday, October 30, 2011

Sincere Request!

Please excuse inappropriateness of this letter! I am an English major with no marketable skills. Sadly, reading has declined as a leisure activity in the United States of America economy. I have several manuscripts in the Republic of Côte d'Ivoire University which would be extremely salable if translated into Chinese. For this reason, I am asking you to send me ten million United States Dollars.