Golden Showers

(To the tune of John Lennon and Paul McCartney’s “Golden Sunrise” and “Carry that Weight”)*

Trump’s on his way,
To take the White House.

Our FSB stooge

For eight fun years.

Pee, pretty darlings,

Do not cry ...

And I will film your pee-pee party.

Golden showers

Fill his eyes.

FSB will keep the files!

Pee, pretty darlings,

Do not cry ...

And I will film your pee-pee party.

Once the USA …

You bastards scared us.

Soon the USA …

Elects our clown.

Pee, pretty darlings,

Do not cry ...

And I will film your pee-pee party.

If Trump plays nice, we’re gonna bury that tape,

Bury that tape a long time.

Trump, we got it all on tape.

Your party went on a long time.

I love that scene with the pillow.

Trump owes Ritz-Carlton for the urination.

And in the middle of our next invasion

He’ll break down …

If Trump plays nice, we’re gonna bury that tape,

Bury that tape a long time.

Trump, we got it all on tape.

Your party went on a long time.

*Ideally, this would be accompanied by a John Kricfalusi-style animated music video. Boris and Natasha filming through a one-way mirror in the next room. Nubile Russian femmes in bed with Mr. Hairpiece. Filming begins. Natasha vomits, etc.