Slob Dressed Man

(to the tune of ZZ Top's "Sharp Dressed Man")

Stained shirt, full of holes
My BVDs ain't dirty -- I don't wear none at all
Nose hairs, double chin
You smell me coming before I step in

The girls run screaming just as fast as they can
They're so damn disgusted 'bout a slob dressed man

Ass crack, stupid hat
Can't see my own feet cause I'm extremely fat
Stinky sneakers, don't match
My gut's exposed, makes it easy to scratch

The girls run screaming just as fast as they can
They're so damn disgusted 'bout a slob dressed man