Heaven's Gate

(to the tune of Bob Dylan's 'Knockin' on Heaven's Door')

Mama, take my balls away from me
I don't need 'em anymore.
They just make me masturbate
Feel like I'm knockin' on Heaven's Gate.

Knock, knock, knockin' on Heaven's Gate
Knock, knock, knockin' on Heaven's Gate
Knock, knock, knockin' on Heaven's Gate
Knock, knock, knockin' on Heaven's Gate

Mama, the saucer's come for me
So says Marshall Applewhite
It's hiding behind the comet's tail
Drink this Kool Aid, I'll be there tonight.

Knock, knock, knockin' on Heaven's Gate
Knock, knock, knockin' on Heaven's Gate
Knock, knock, knockin' on Heaven's Gate
Knock, knock, knockin' on Heaven's Gate