BOY: Catch that leprechaun! He's got Lucky Charms!
FAT BOY: Are you out of your f**king minds? That's the evil leprechaun. Those are Cursed Unlucky Charms!
LEPRECHAUN: Ah, the little shites. Always after me Cursed Unlucky Charms.
FAT BOY slaps the other BOY. The little GIRL looks on stupidly.
FAT BOY: Run!
BOY: You mean after him?
GIRL: That's what we were doing!
FAT BOY: No, you stupid bimbo! Not after him! Away from him! As far as you can get!
They stand there stupidly.
FAT BOY: Run, you morons! That leprechaun's a killer! Run for your f**king lives! Just look at him!
The kids look. The LEPRECHAUN gestures over the cereal box. Evil charms telekinetically fly out.
LEPRECHAUN: Orange skulls. Green daggers. Red severed hearts. Hands of glory!
A corpse hand flies out with flaming fingers.
GIRL: Oh my God ...
FAT BOY: Get the f**king picture? Run!
They run.
LEPRECHAUN: It's all part of me complete breakfast!
The children run.
GIRL: I don't see him.
BOY: I think we got away.
FAT BOY: That's what they always think! Keep running! For the love of God keep running!
LEPRECHAUN: The last sodding breakfast they'll ever eat. I'll do them up a treat.
The children keep running.
LEPRECHAUN: I'll make a rainbow!
He gestures. A rainbow appears, arcing up from the earth.
FAT BOY: Run! Don't stop.
INT - AIRPLANE COCKPIT - 747
PILOT: This is Delta Niner Four on approach vector.
COPILOT: What the --
The cockpit floods with impossible, multicolored brightness.
PILOT: Mayday! Mayday--
The rainbow sheers into the cockpit, slicing off the front section of the plane like a giant razor. The cockpit flies off in one direction. The rest of the severed 747 plummets in a vicious spiral, its passengers screaming.
FAT BOY: Run!
BOY: I really think we're safe now--
The plane hits the fleeing children, burning them alive in an enormous fireball.
LEPRECHAUN: (watching the horrific scene with malignant glee) Cursed Unlucky Charms. They're tragically malicious!
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