The Rush Limbaugh Song

(to the tune of Stevie Nicks' "On the Edge of Seventeen")

Just like a right-wing thug …

Slings his shit

The shit he’s slinging

Rush, baby, Rush, baby, Rush

Just like a right-wing thug …

Slings his shit

The shit he’s slinging

Rush, baby, Rush baby, Rush

Heard his voice today

Yeah, I heard it all around me

Then I saw his face

On the TV screen

Like an ugly demon baby

Chomping on a fat cigar

While all his dittoheads

Nodded in agreement

Chorus

All that shit Rush said

It was hauntingly...

Familiar

Like a voice from Der Sturmer

And the fist of Dean Wormer

Preaching to the choir

His man mammeries

Like jiggling pancake batter

Chorus

Tuned in today... maybe will again...

Tomorrow

Come to think of it … liberals really

Suck

Burning flags and

Marrying fags

Aborting fetuses and

Taxing guys like Rush!

Guess I’ll vote Republican – and get a big fat tush!

I’m a dittohead! Now my brain

Has turned to mush!

I just love that shit he’s slinging …

Rush, baby, Rush, baby, Rush!