War Train

(to the tune of Cat Stevens' "Peace Train")

I been crying lately

Thinking about a world at peace

Young folk getting lazy

Too much freedom and release

But look on the Fox News Channel

Slouching our way, here come’s the beast

Look up you lazy slackers

Here comes the war train!

War train take this country

Teach us to kill again

War train neo Nazis

Everyone up on the war train

Skinhead militia crazies

Get on the war train!

War train sounding louder

Crush all the peaceniks on the tracks!

Eahh-eaaaa-eagggghhhh!

Jane Fonda’s dead at last!

Duke Nuke’Em ayatollahs …

Everyone jump upon the war train

Hoo-ah-eeh-ah-hoo-ah

This is the war train!

Kill for Christ or kill for Santa

Kill for Mom or Uncle Fred

Get your shit together

Find a barber, shave your head

Student loan ain’t no more problem

Cause very soon you will be dead

Say goodbye to the living

Graveyard got a home for you

And it's getting nearer

Soon it will all be through

War train sounding louder

Ride on the war train!

Eahh-eaaaa-eagggghhhh!

Jump on the war train!