(to the tune of Offenbach's "Orphée aux enfers" -- aka the Can-Can song)
Oingo Boingo, yingtong lightpole
Cowabunga, bunga bunga
Ummagumma, bunga bunga
Get ‘em while they’re so much yunga
Berlusconi
Bing bang boing Karima el-Mahroug
Berlusconi
Muammar Kaddafi is his droog
A bunga here
A bunga there
A bunga bunga everywhere
A bunga this
A bunga that
A wife like his
Why pay for sex?
A prostitute
Just seventeen
Her 20 friends
No clothes in sight
A villa just outside Milan
The cops won’t bust
Cause he’s the man
He gives them jewels
He gives them cash
He gives himself
A heart attack
He dances naked on the rug
Gives thanks to Pfizer for their drug
The girls all think
His playlist’s trash
He wants to play
The Stones and Clash
They prefer
The Jonas Brothers
Justin Bieber
Elmo’s Birthday Bash
OMG, OMG
Now he’s clutching
At his chest!
He’s pitching forward in the pool
LOL, he’s turning blue
Hide the stuff, hide the stuff
Fish him out and hide the stuff
Go get Ruby, doo doo doo
She always knows just what to do
Doo doo doo
Doo doo doo
Cause she's a heartbreaker
Heartbreaker
Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo
Oingo Boingo, yingtong lightpole
Cowabunga, bunga bunga
Ummagumma, bunga bunga
Get ‘em while they’re so much yunga
Berlusconi
Bing bang boing Karima el-Mahroug
Berlusconi
Muammar Kaddafi is his droog!
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