The Bunga Bunga song

(to the tune of Offenbach's "Orphée aux enfers" -- aka the Can-Can song)

Oingo Boingo, yingtong lightpole

Cowabunga, bunga bunga

Ummagumma, bunga bunga

Get ‘em while they’re so much yunga

Berlusconi

Bing bang boing Karima el-Mahroug

Berlusconi

Muammar Kaddafi is his droog

A bunga here

A bunga there

A bunga bunga everywhere

A bunga this

A bunga that

A wife like his

Why pay for sex?

A prostitute

Just seventeen

Her 20 friends

No clothes in sight

A villa just outside Milan

The cops won’t bust

Cause he’s the man

He gives them jewels

He gives them cash

He gives himself

A heart attack

He dances naked on the rug

Gives thanks to Pfizer for their drug

The girls all think

His playlist’s trash

He wants to play

The Stones and Clash

They prefer

The Jonas Brothers

Justin Bieber

Elmo’s Birthday Bash

OMG, OMG

Now he’s clutching

At his chest!

He’s pitching forward in the pool

LOL, he’s turning blue

Hide the stuff, hide the stuff

Fish him out and hide the stuff

Go get Ruby, doo doo doo

She always knows just what to do

Doo doo doo

Doo doo doo

Cause she's a heartbreaker

Heartbreaker

Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo

Oingo Boingo, yingtong lightpole

Cowabunga, bunga bunga

Ummagumma, bunga bunga

Get ‘em while they’re so much yunga

Berlusconi

Bing bang boing Karima el-Mahroug

Berlusconi

Muammar Kaddafi is his droog!