Wednesday, June 22, 2011

The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo Song

(to the tune of Led Zeppelin's 'Immigrant Song')

A-ah-ahh-ah, ah-ah-ahh-ah!
She comes from the land of Ikea stores,
Bergman films and polluted fiords.
Advertising gods! Go sell this chick to new fans …..
Movies out the ass! Video games! Action figures!
Can you say ka-ching?
Cyberpunk, smokes too much …
Dragon tattoo from her neck down to her tush!
Ah-ah-ahh-ah, ah-ah-ahh-ah!
She comes from a land that’s too freaking cold,
Never ever smiles, got a tortured soul.
She’s so fine, she’ll break your spine,
And debug your Unix code before the night is through.
Fanboys love that she’s bisexual too!
Why stop with just three movies? It ain’t that big a chore!
Our only goal will be to sell some more!
She set her dad on fire, killed Nazis and rapists too
It’s too bad the author’s dead—we owe all our cash to you!
Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh
Ahh, ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh
Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh

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