Sunday, April 15, 2012

Secret Service Man

(to the tune of Johnny Rivers' "Secret Agent Man")

Here’s a man who pays for sex with strangers
Like hookers that he finds in Cartagena
If you say you’re going to pay, don’t skip out and run away
Odds are you’ll be a headline come tomorrow
Secret Service Man
Secret Service Man
She’s giving you her number
And a Third World STD

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