Thursday, November 29, 2012

The Google Hymn


(to the tune of "Yes, Jesus Loves Me.")

I'm no dumbass. Facts I know!
That's 'cause Google tells me so.
Seven dwarfs and seven sins.
Director’s names. Word origins.

Yes, Google tells me. 
Yes, Google tells me.
Yes, Google tells me.
The shit that I don't know.

Paraguay’s capitol. AsunciĆ³n
The atomic weight of Lithium.
That actor who was in that thing.
Composer of “Gimme that Ding.”

Yes, Google tells me. 
Yes, Google tells me.
Yes, Google tells me.
The shit that I don't know.






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