Rufus the Dog vs. the Evil Redneck Trucker

OK, this is a dog story. If that's too cute and cuddly for you, move on. But it's a story about Rufus the Dog. And Rufus truly was a cool dog. He was, of course, my dog.

To describe him? His head was, basically triangular. It had a groove running down the top of it, as if somebody had tried to cut his skull in half with a machete and not quite managed the job.

Rufus liked to chase cars.