Cuisinart Manual: Page 52

Warning: Insertion of penis into the 12-Cup Cuisinart Elite Collection 2.0 Food Processor may result in severe pain, blood loss, violent penectomy and permanent mutilation. Food processor blades are extremely sharp and rotate at 80 RPM at highest setting in this device. Keep penis and other genitalia away from this machinery at all times while using this equipment. Safe enclosure of reproductive organs in pants or other garments is highly recommended while machinery is in motion. The Conair Corporation and its affiliates and subcontractors assume no product liability for penile injuries resulting from improper use of our equipment and make no representation or promise of compensation for users disregarding penile safety instructions. If a voice in your head is telling you to stick your penis into the 12-Cup Cuisinart Elite Collection 2.0 Food Processor, we urge you not to obey. Should you intentionally or accidentally insert penis into the12-Cup Cuisinart Elite Collection 2.0 Food Processor, call 1-800-EEE-AGGH for medical support immediately. This information implies no penile negligence or responsibility on the part of The Conair Corporation and its affiliates and subcontractors. Information on the insertion of balls in the 12-Cup Cuisinart Elite Collection 2.0 Food Processor is available on the following page of this manual.