Sunday, February 28, 1993

Electric Chainsaw Massacre


A leather-faced MANIAC runs after a screaming woman. He's holding an electric chainsaw - the cord trails behind him.

MANIAC: Eh-heh-heh-heh!

WOMAN: Eagghhhhhh!

CHAINSAW: Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

MANIAC reaches end of the cord. Back in the barn or someplace, the plug pops out. The chainsaw rattles to a silent stop. MANIAC stands there looking stupid. The WOMAN stops, looks at him. He looks up.

She kicks him in the nuts.

No comments:

Post a Comment