The "A-Team" song

(to the tune of Alice Cooper's "I'm 18")

Sweet Lady Insomnia stuck her claws in my brain
Can't fall asleep and I'm going insane
Way late at night, I'm watching dumbass TV
Vast mental wasteland; audience me
My IQ is dropping, and guess what I see?

It’s the A-Team

Braindead late night TV

A-Team

Reheated shit from the 70s

George Peppard he ain’t working too hard

The actors around him are all functioning tards

They best one they got is old Mister T

He tries so damn hard

But he ain’t funny to me

It’s the A-Team

Braindead late night TV

A-Team

Like watching a train wreck

I just gotta see

The jokes were fucking old

In 73

Scripts typed by chimps taking LSD

Special effects are so bad they’d make Ed Wood scream

People get shot and there ain’t any blood

At least it was funny when they did it in “Chud”

It’s the A-Team

A-Team

A-Team

A-Team

And I like it!