(to the tune of ZZ Top's "Sharp Dressed Man")
Stained t-shirt, full of holes
My BVDs ain't dirty -- ain't got none at all
Nose hairs, double chin
You smell me coming before I step in
The girls run screaming just as fast as they can
They're so damn disgusted 'bout a slob-dressed man
Ass crack, stupid hat
Can't see my feet 'cause I'm extremely fat
Stinky sneakers, don't match
My gut's exposed, so it's easy to scratch
The girls run screaming just as fast as they can
They're so damn disgusted 'bout a slob-dressed man
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