Saturday, October 8, 2005

The Pussies

(to the tune of the theme from "The Monkeys")

Here we come

Slinking down the street.

Avoiding eye contact

With everyone we meet.

Hey, hey, we're the Pussies!

People say we pussy around.

We don’t want to make trouble.

Just ask -- we’ll turn the volume down.

We're just trying to be harmless!

Come and watch us cringe and play.

We don’t have any opinions.

We agree with everything you say!

Hey, hey, we're the Pussies!

There’s dangerous people around!

We just try to avoid ‘em.

Just say so and we’ll all leave town.


  1. Yeah. It occurred to me the whole point of their theme song was, "Don't be afraid of us. We're harmless. We're not going to hurt you."