Getting wrecked on the Edmund Fitzgerald

The First Mate was drunk and he smelled like a skunk

And he puked out his guts on the railing

The Captain was stewed and he acted quite rude

And all of his senses were failing

The Captain wired in he was all out of gin

And drank grain alcohol from the barrel

Later that night he was feeling quite tight

Getting wrecked on the Edmund Fitzgerald.