Sunday, February 16, 2014

"The Lollipop Guild" -- film trailer


EXT, LAND OF OZ – DAY

Devastation, poverty, tornadoes, bad feng shui.

ANNOUNCER: (VO) In a world where wizards and witches create chaos and fear, somebody has to stand up for the little guy.

INT, CEO’S OFFICE, LOLLIPOPWERX - DAY

THREE MUNCHKINS appear holding axe handles.

MUNCHKIN: We represent the Lollipop Guild.

They beat the crap out of the CEO.

MUNCHKIN: Yeah? Who’s the sucker now?

ANNOUNCER: (VO) Meet the Lollipop Guild. They faced the death of their own.

EXT, HAUNTED FOREST - NIGHT

TWO MUNCHKINS contemplate another MUNCHKIN hanging from a tree.

MUNCHKIN: Hell. I guess it ain’t no urban legend.

ANNOUNCER: (VO) They stood up to violence with more violence.

EXT, LOLLIPOPWERX - DAY
The factory is surrounded by an angry picket line of MUNCHKINS. The SCARECROW crosses it. Smiles. Then turns with sudden surprise to see --

MUNCHKIN (holding lit match): How about a little fire, scab?

Tosses match on SCARECROW.

SCARECROW: Not again!

ANNOUNCER: (VO) They lost their jobs.

MUNCHKINS contemplate list of names tacked up to bolted-and-shut factory door.

MUNCHKIN: We're Munchkins! They can't downsize us!

ANNOUNCER: (VO) The Lollipop Guild. If you're thinking of messing with them, think again. Dynamite always comes in small packages. 

EXT, LOLLIPOPWERX - DAY
The factory explodes.

ANNOUNCER: (VO) And speaks with a Bronx accent for no reason whatsoever. 

TITLE: THE LOLLIPOP GUILD. In theaters everywhere this Labor Day.




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