Uncle Marty's Big Book of Hate

1: Earbuds that won't stay in your @#$ing ears.
2. Lunatics sitting in the playground talking to themselves.
3. Forms.
4. Conspiracy theories.
5. Mofos in cars in front of you who crawl like turtles when the light changes. Then stop. For no reason whatsoever. Leaving your ass exposed to the red light camera in the middle of the !@#$ intersection.
6. The unholy lizard smile of Governor Scott.
7. The Big-ender/Little-ender debate of Republicans and Democrats.
8. The choirs of America singing to themselves.
9. The corporate monopoly of franchised comic book characters sucking up the creative oxygen of American cinema.
10. The quiet victory of the bad guys.
11: Hypersensitive left-wing twits.
12.The mad prophets of the right who hear the voice of God.
13. Death. Both as a practical reality and a concept.
14. Old age. (See above.)
15. The cosmic disappointment of the twenty-first century.
16. Stanley Kubrick's decision to burn all the footage he didn't use.