Saturday, April 15, 2017

9 Things That Make You Unlikable

1) Melting ice swans with cigarette lighter. 
2) Setting fire to table napkins. 
3) Farting in yoga studio. 
4) Hitting strangers in the face with dead fish. 
5) Hitting friends in the face with dead fish. 
6) Entering a church at random and heckling the preacher. 
7) Releasing jar of roaches in swanky restaurant. 
8) Cutting off speeding fire truck and shouting, “Hey, buddy! Where’s the fire?” 
9) Dressing up in Galileo costume and dropping lead weights from skyscraper observation deck onto screaming pedestrians below.


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