Bizarro World

INT -- DOMED STADIUM, TRUMP RALLY
Bizarro Trump works the adoring crowd.

Bizarro Trump: Me make Bizarro America great again! Bizarro Clinton ugly! Me grab pussy, not her pussy. Me have big penis, small finger!
Bizarro Newscaster: Trump message resonate with Bizarro America working class.
Bizarro Worker: Trump say what him think!
Bizarro Trump: Me build big Wall! Bizarro Americans pick vegetables, eat all tacos. Bizarro Mexicans no come!
Newscaster: But Wall on Canada border.
Bizarro Trump: Fake news!

The Bizarro crowd beats Newscaster to a pulp.

Bizarro Newscaster: (bloodied) Trump win election! What do now?
Bizarro Trump: Me now start next campaign!
Bizarro Newscaster: Me mean like president stuff.
Bizarro Trump: Me do huge president stuff! Now me help working class. Me rob from poor, give to rich! 
Bizarro Worker: Bizarro Jesus love you!
Bizarro Trump: Bizarro Jesus loser! Me like Savior not get crucified.
Bizarro Worker: Praise God!
Bizarro Trump: Praise me! Me fight all bad guys!
Bizarro Newscaster: You mean like Putin?
Bizarro Trump: Fake news!

The Bizarro crowd beats Newscaster to a pulpier pulp.

Bizarro Trump: Me friends with Putin! Little guy in North Korea, too. Me forget name. Canada bad guys! NATO, too. And FBI!
Bizarro Worker: Him patriot!
Bizarro Trump: Me not take guns. Me give guns. Look under seat!

The crowd does. Everyone gets a bigass gun. They cheer with joy.

Bizarro Newscaster: President Trump really bring America together.

The crowd shoots him full of holes.

Bizarro Newscaster: But ... me say ... nice thing.

Bizarro Trump: This Bizarro World, loser. Nice thing bad!

Bizarro Newscaster crumples in a heap. The crowd laughs.

Bizarro Trump: Now kill bad guys! You know who.

The crowd rushes out.