Fluffy
white clouds. A long queue of souls. At the front of the line, two Dead Assholes
stand before St. Peter at his lectern. One Dead Asshole notices the other.
Dead
Asshole #1: Oh … it’s you? You? What the hell are you doing here?
Dead
Asshole #2: What the hell are you doing here?
Dead
Asshole #1: Fuck you!
Dead
Asshole #1: No … fuck you!
A
trap door opens in the cloud beneath them. The two Dead Assholes fall screaming
into the Lake of Fire. The trap door closes. St. Peter sighs, then sadly scratches
off two names in his Big Book of Souls. Looks up again.
St.
Peter: Next!
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