“Hydroxychloroquine”

“Hydroxychloroquine”
(to the tune of “Supercalifragilistic”)

Hydroxychloroquine, for malaria it’s effective.
But it will do jack squat for those whom Covid has infected.
Trump thinks that if he shouts the word
His critics are deflected.
Hydroxychloroquine, good scientists reject it.
Hydroxychloroquine, please use as directed!

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It's quinine's ugly shirttale cousin
With a tiny indole loop.
Its side-effects can be extreme
And it can make you poop.
It works quite fine on spirochetes
And even Lyme's Disease.
But it's useless against viruses
Despite what Fox believes.

Hydroxychloroquine, for malaria it’s effective
But it will do jack squat for those whom Covid has infected
Trump thinks that if he shouts the word
His critics are deflected
Hydroxychloroquine, good scientists reject it
Hydroxychloroquine, please use as directed!

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Covid traveled through a bat's behind, and then around the world
This nasty pathogen loves the lungs of parents, boys and girls
When asymptomatic, it's easily spread.
If boys and girls come out to play.
Thousands soon will wake up dead!

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For our Presidential sociopath, it's quite an easy choice.
Give truth a voice? That's not his style!
A market crash results!
But shout, "Huzzah! A miracle cure! Hooray, the day is saved!"
Magical thinking in prescription form
Surely leads to early graves.
But Trump's surviving base will vote for him
Come next election day!

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