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INT, KITCHEN – DAY

Woman stands in front of a large fan holding a bucket of shit.

Woman: OK, pay attention, ‘cause I’m only going to say this once …

Jiggling bucket of shit in her hands.

Woman: This is Donald Trump’s bullshit.

Nodding to fan.

Woman: That fan is American democracy.

With a swift, athletic motion, she empties the bucket of shit in the fan’s rotating blades. The diarrheic waste spatters in all directions. Woman and kitchen now resemble a Jackson Pollock painting, if Jackson Pollock had worked in the medium of excrement.

Woman looks at the camera with knowing disgust.

Woman: Any questions?