Monday, February 1, 2021

Dr. Zaius' Lonely Heart's Club Band



Dr. Zaius' Lonely Heart's Club Band

(to the tune of "Sergeant Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band")


It was 7,000 years ago today

Lawgiver taught the apes his way.

“Ape shall not kill ape,” he said.

And that’s the reason we’re all not dead.

So may I introduce to you

The apes you've know for all these years

Dr. Zaius’ Lonely Hearts Club Band.

We're Dr. Zaius’ Lonely Hearts Club Band

We hope you will enjoy the show

Dr. Zaius’ Lonely Hearts Club Band

Please stay out of the Forbidden Zone

Dr. Zaius’ Lonely, Dr. Zaius’ Lonely

Dr. Zaius’ Lonely Hearts Club Band

It's wonderful to be here

It's certainly a thrill

You're such a lovely audience

Please keep the humans off the bus

Tell Charlton Heston to go home.

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