Dr. Zaius' Lonely Heart's Club Band
(to the tune of "Sergeant Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band")
It was 7,000 years ago today
Lawgiver taught the apes his way.
“Ape shall not kill ape,” he said.
And that’s the reason we’re all not dead.
So may I introduce to you
The apes you've know for all these years
Dr. Zaius’ Lonely Hearts Club Band.
We're Dr. Zaius’ Lonely Hearts Club Band
We hope you will enjoy the show
Dr. Zaius’ Lonely Hearts Club Band
Please stay out of the Forbidden Zone
Dr. Zaius’ Lonely, Dr. Zaius’ Lonely
Dr. Zaius’ Lonely Hearts Club Band
It's wonderful to be here
It's certainly a thrill
You're such a lovely audience
Please keep the humans off the bus
Tell Charlton Heston to go home.
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