Sunday, September 10, 1995

I Set Writers On Fire!

Are you suffering from writer's block? Call me! But you don't have to. Your friends already did! You've been whining about your "writer's block" for weeks and they're sick of it. Now it's my turn. I'm here to help! If you don't start writing NOW, I'll break into your fucking house and douse you with gasoline and whip out my Zippo. I want 20 pages by 6 a.m. tomorrow morning, or you're carbonized, pal.

Abnorman B. Rahruhrargh, Director  PYROMANIAC'S WRITERS GUILD   Box 707-F  La California. Canada 3.14159265

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