Farter Starter

(to the tune of Prodigy's "Firestater")

I'm a farter starter,
Twisted methane lighter
I'm a farter starter,
Anal gas igniter
I'm a farter starter
Fratboy farter starter
Buttocks bomb inspired
Set my arse on fire
Hey-hey-hey
You're a farter starter
Set your balls on fire
Hey-hey-hey
I'm the twit you hated
Scorched your best wallpaper
Hey-hey-hey