Friday, February 8, 2008
Buy me some peanuts and
INT, CONGRESSIONAL STEROID HEARINGS
MARK McGWIRE: Yes, I take steroids. Fuck yes!
He stands up, then leaps on top of the table. He makes two fists. His muscles bulge, ripping his shirt like the Incredible Hulk. Screams, people running in panic.
He leaps to the front of the hearing room, grabs a screaming Congressman, than rips him in half.
He stands, triumphant, like a barbarian figure in a Frank Frazetta poster. Holding the bloody, severed head of the ex-Congressman.
MARK McGWIRE: Behold your future. I am not like you! I am beyond you!
BBC NEWS SET
JENNY: A surprising development in the world of sports.
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