Why aren't there any cool religious action figures? Jesus, for example.
ANNOUNCER: He clears the temple with crushing whip-hand action!
KID: (holding HEROD action figure) Who do you think you are, Jesus?
JESUS: (the other kid doing a pompous JESUS voice) I have come to show you God. Behold...
The KID pushes a button in JESUS's back. JESUS kicks HEROD in the nuts.
JESUS: Now do you see God?
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