Wednesday, February 14, 2001

Jesus Christ: Action Figure

Why aren't there any cool religious action figures? Jesus, for example.

ANNOUNCER: He clears the temple with crushing whip-hand action!

KID: (holding HEROD action figure) Who do you think you are, Jesus?

JESUS: (the other kid doing a pompous JESUS voice) I have come to show you God. Behold...

The KID pushes a button in JESUS's back. JESUS kicks HEROD in the nuts.

JESUS: Now do you see God?

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