MICKEY MOUSE, TILIKUM and FRANKENSTEIN'S MONSTER, (the true CEO of Universal Studios) sit at a table.
MICKEY: Ha-ha. Listen up, whale boy.
You understand Sea World stays number three, theme-park wise. Ha-ha. And we still
want our kickback, ha-ha. We own this part of Florida. Tallahassee, too. Ha-ha.
Jump through the hoop, Tilikum. You’re good at that.
MONSTER: He’s just busting your balls.
MICKEY: Sure I am, ha-ha. It’s just
business. Go fuck yourself. Ha-ha.
MONSTER: Listen to this guy. I never
know when he’s kidding.
MICKEY: I’m not kidding. Yeah I am.
Ha-ha.
MONSTER: What a comedian.
TILIKUM: Excuse me.
Tilikum gets up and goes to the
bathroom. They watch him leave.
MICKEY: Leave it like you found it,
ha-ha.
MONSTER: You’re an asshole, you know
that?
INT, BATHROOM
Tilikum retrieves a 45 from the top of
the toilet.
INT, ICE CREAM SHOPPE
Tilikum’s POV as he walks back in.
MONSTER: Hey, he’s back!
MICKEY: Did everything come out all
right? Ha-
TILIKUM puts a bullet through MICKEY's
forehead.
MONSTER: Hey! No! I got nothing to do
w—
TILIKUM puts a bullet through his
throat.
He drops his gun.
And waddles out of the Ice Cream
Shoppe.
"Godfather" theme swells. 
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