The A**holes Creed

The Assholes Creed

I believe in Me, the Trumpster Almighty, creator of Trump Towers and The Apprentice. Do you believe in Yourself? If you happen to be Me, the answer is "yes." I believe in Me, Myself and I, Donald J. Trump, who was conceived in defiance of the rhythm method, born with a silver spoon in his mouth, suffered under Spy Magazine, was elected, glorified, and televised; if you’re not Me, you’d be better off dead.